"Don’t worry, Mummy, I will give it back to you one day when I am King."
Prince William comforted his mother when she lost the title Her Royal Highness. (via theroyalsandi)
Excuse, I need a bucket for my tears…
"You’re not Dostoevsky,” said the citizeness, who was getting muddled by Koroviev.
“Well, who knows, who knows,” he replied.
“Dostoevsky’s dead,” said the citizeness, but somehow not very confidently.
“I protest!” Behemoth exclaimed hotly. “Dostoevsky is immortal!"
The Master and Margarita